His phone was dead by the time I had reached the thirtieth attempt. It was no surprise in either … More
Tag: humor
Boogers and Boys
Brandon was a slightly slumpish kid in my second grade class. My autocorrect is telling me that slumpish is not … More
Dear Indiana
It’s funny to think about the fact that if I were to have waited maybe, what? Thirty more seconds, I … More
The Gym Diaries
I don’t know about you, but working out is not the most natural thing for me. I like the idea … More
When It Doesn’t Work Out
The first post of the year is one that takes extensive consideration. Do I write about my resolutions? Well no, … More
Identity – Spice Girls Edition
‘Who am I?’ You probably ask yourself this once a day. Any normal person would. When I scream at someone … More
To Zooey, Love Ashley
It is only appropriate that I blog today for two reasons. Wait no three reasons. 1. ZOOEY DESCHANEL ANNOUNCED TO … More